I Don't Care..

I don't care if it rains or freezes cause I got my plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car,

You can buy Him phosphorescent,

Glows in the dark,

He's Pink and Pleasant,

Take Him with you when you're travelling far.

I don't care if it's dark or scaryLong as I have magnetic MaryRidin' on the dashboard of my car

I feel I'm protected amply

I've got the whole damn Holy Family

Riding on the dashboard of my car

You can buy a Sweet Madonna Dressed in rhinestones

sitting on aPedestal of abalone shell

Goin' ninety, I'm not wary'Cause I've got my Virgin MaryGuaranteeing I won't go to Hell!