Rick Perry, now there's a good conservative for you.
He just loves the fetus, I mean, he loves the fetus.
He'd do anything for a fetus.
He'd send armed agents into your bedroom to see when you and your wife were making love, then have them watch you for 9 months to make sure nothing happened to that fetus.
But he hates the child.
Like most conservatives, he believes life begins at conception and ends at birth.
He executed 240 men in three years, and someone asked, “Knowing that 10% of the people you executed are probably innocent, does it bother you that you may have put innocent people to death?”
“Not at all.” He responded to thunderous Republicon applause.
He's a typical Republicon.
Just not as good a speaker as some of he others,
He's not sophisticated.
It's been said that conservatives are like the Taliban.
Conservatives and the Taliban both hate change.
The Taliban yearns fondly for the good old days of the 8th century, when you could hack your wife's head off with nary a peep from the do-gooders.
Republicons yearn for the good old days of the fifties, when blacks, women and gays “knew their place.”
They both believe in using force to have others obey their version of morality.
The Taliban throws acid in girls faces to prevent them from going to school, Republicons toss children into violent, crime ridden prisons for using drugs that they, the conservatives disapprove of.
When asked about women's equality Perry quipped. “I ain't never met a woman who could whoop me in a fight.”
I guess he hasn't met Katie Holmes.
She would “treat him ugly.”
Then there's Mittens Romney.
He's like Fatah to Perry's Hamas.
He signed into law once of the most progressive health bills around, and has spent the rest of his time denying it.
Perry comes right out and says ”People who don't have health care and get sick should just die.”
Then there is Santorum, on health care; “poor people who don't have health care need to cut down on luxury items, like cell phones and cars.”
Does that remind anyone of Gingrich' suggestion that poor black kids should scrub the urinals of their more fortunate classmates, to learn how to make money other than being a pimp or drug dealer?
Well, Bachmann and her gay husband are gone.
That should give “Doctor” Bachmann a lot more time to “discipline” the gay barbarians.
To the pizza guy I say, “Blame yourself.”
Ron Paul is done, it's not that he's a racist, it's that he was too vocal about it, and hence, unelectable.
Also, he'd put a lot of Republicon owned defense contractors out of business.
Now if Rick Perry was talking sense, he would just be an inarticulate guy making sense.
Instead, he's an inarticulate guy that wants to turn America into a vast, fascist, corporate state.
That's the Republicon dream.
Believe it.
Most of my readers are too young to remember Barry Goldwater.
He was a conservative that loved America.
That used to be a part of being a conservative.
Bill Buckley was a conservative, as well, but he likewise loved America.
Now, I didn't agree with most of Buckley's views, I thought he was just wrong, but not malicious, like todays gaggle of “conservatives”.
As Barry Goldwater's daughter said recently, “If my Dad saw these people who call themselves conservatives today, he wouldn't be able to stop puking..”
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