By Michael Blackburn, Sr.
What can you say about a group of candidates when Michele Bachmann seems like the least insane of the bunch?
Herman Cain, the Pizza Guy, to the regret of most pundits and humorists, is gone.
A couple of weeks ago he was overheard saying, “They are all just lyin' bitches.”
In his “goodbye” speech, his last hurrah, he said, “All of these unproven, untrue allegations, these false charges, are lies.”
That of course, was a lie, and he's not only done as a presidential candidate, he probably is done with his erstwhile vocation of giving inspirational speeches to women's groups.
Rick Perry, this guy is so dumb even stupid people think he's an idiot.
Ron Paul has a certain appeal, to crazy people, but his idea of no government at all (except to protect the rich) has no appeal to voters.
John Hunt has shown his real intellectual deficit by even attempting to run in this field of whackos and assorted nuts.
Michele Bachmann was doing pretty well, particularly with her anti-gay slurs, until everyone realized her husband is gay!
Mitt Romney, like Newt, is a flip flopper, but the Republicans don't think he is a “real Christian”, and they are only interested in a candidate who is a “real Christian” like serial adulterer Gingrich, the family values guy.
Gingrich, as you may recall, was forced from his position as Speaker of the house, BY HIS OWN PARTY.
He is the front runner now.
His platform?
Overturn child labor laws, “because they are stupid” and put 9 year olds to work cleaning the urinals of their more fortunate classmates, because, as he says, “poor kids in the ghetto (read black kids) don't know about the work ethic.
Let them do janitorial work in the schools.
The only thing they know about money is getting it illegally.”
I guess he doesn't know that most poor people, even most poor black people, DO work, they just don't make a decent wage.
Gingrich is the front runner in the Republicon flock.
Good choice.
Frankly, his candidacy, if he makes the cut, (and how could he miss, unless Bozo the clown enters the Republicon race?) should be hilarious.
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